Sorry for the lack of updates. The intarnets has melted my brain. I don’t think I can write anymore but I will still try.

Luckily I still have enough brain cells to play the guitar. Here’s me playing weezer’s butterfly”

 

 

This is a temporary blog post to let people know that this blog and its author are still alive. I didn’t realize that It’s been almost 2 months since my last update. I’ve been lazy

Also, If you don’t see me online very often, it’s not because I’m avoiding you. It’s because of my quarter-life-crisis-triggered, 3 week long depression compounded by my newfound addiction to youtube. I rarely log in to ym nowadays. It’s hard to find time to interact with people and update your blog if you’re busy appreciating the finer points of being emo while watching dozens of 20-minute long youtube videos back to back

Anyway, my hiatus is now over I think. Expect another entry bashing Filipino culture and an entry entitled “why I would prefer a world with religion” within the next few days.

In totally unrelated news, my hair is now long enough to be tied at the back. Here’s a pic of me with my hair tied behind my back

In keeping up with the spirit of randomness, I will now show you a video of me playing the guitar.

Also, check this out, it’s the song from my sassy girl. This jaywalker, what a sissy boy

You've seen "how not to play the piano vol1" wherein i horribly butchered your favorite classical songs. Today, i'm going to butcher sally's song from the nightmare before christmas. Because i love tim burton so much. THis time though, i'm also going to give you the chords so you may know how to butcher the song yourself.

It's a pretty simple piece. You should be able to learn how not to play it in a few hours. Just follow the chords and the playing style. If you don't know piano chords, search google.

The pitch is a bit off but i thought it made the song a bit more melancholic. Also, there were a few mistakes but those were of course intentional. This entry is not titled "how not to play the piano without mistakes" afterall

What to expect in this video

1.) Me making out with a laptop

2.) Me feeding a little kitty

3.) Totally awesome 300-style effects

4.) Wickedly fast door-knocking skillz

5.) inanity

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Why did I post this? Why, to charm the ladies of course. Don’t mind the hair too much. I’m trying to grow it long and it’s at the stage where it’s supposed to look disheveled and emo-y… but it’s going too look beautiful in a few weeks, or so I’ve been told. I’m so totally going to look like a chick

Loosely based on the romeo and juliet film released in 1996, This is quite possibly the saddest film you’ll ever see in your entire life. Don’t watch this if you’re happy since you may decide to slit your throat. If you’re already depressed and you watch this, you may chop your balls off then eat them, douse yourself in gasoline, set yourself on fire and then shoot yourself twice in the head.
I have a new channel. http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=jaywalkur I'll be posting skits, short films, movie reviews and retarded stuff in general there. My jaywalker23 account will be for videos about atheism, philosophy and science

Makapagbagbaging mga storya episode 1 part 1
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Currently reading: atlas shrugged

This video is about the implications of determinism on free will and why prediction is problematic when awareness is present

I’d like to apologize to my 500 gagizillion readers again for not updating this blog in almost 2 weeks. I’ve been dealing with the giganormic pain in the ass that is PLDT mydsl. I get disconnected every few minutes, would you believe?!? That is if I can connect at all, which is very rarely the case. It’s a conspiracy by shady forces to sabotage my blog’s inevitable rise to infamy, I tell you
…and while we’re on the topic of conspiracies, someone should tell the government that there are ways of diverting attention away from you that don’t involve military grade explosives. Also, the US government should tell the public that aliens really did land on Roswell and that the moon landing was really a hoax …no, sarcasm doesn’t exist. It’s a creative ploy devised by those who were not born with a sense of humor.

Anyway, time to get serious again. Don’t watch the video below if you’re not into nonsensical ramblings. But then again, what would you be doing here in my blog if you’re not into nonsensical, incoherent ramblings :-?

Here’s a philosophical video blog of sorts

I think there was a loopage of nonsensicalutory verbological utterancessations there somewhere.I’m not sure if the video made sense. I edited out a lot of parts, rearranged some parts… I recorded some parts early in the day and some parts later in the afternoon so it may be a bit incoherent, I’m not sure … can’t bear to watch it one more time to check for consistency. Just read the description below the video if you didn’t understand anything

Warning extremely geeky content.

This is actually based on an old thread I started and participated in in pinoyexchange. link here and here. I was more articulate and verbose then. I’ve lost at least half of my brain cells since I started this blog

I guess the problem is more interesting for atheists o(Read More)

This is a very short and condensed summary of my position. Talking in front of a camera makes me self conscious so pardon me if i was spacing out at times. If you want to read some of my more detailed articles about atheism, check out my "on atheism" category.

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