This entry will be about anxiety problems. Do you have anxiety problems? Does your tongue get stiff whenever you talk to people of authority or really hot chicks? Are there certain situations that trigger certain symptoms like: heart palpitations, shortness of breath, nausea and chest pain? Are there certain situations that you fear so much that just thinking about them makes you sweat?

I’m not here to make fun of you my dear reader, if you have anxiety problems. I’m usually into the habit of making fun of other people’s shortcomings or disabilities, but not this time… because, my dear reader,I also have anxiety problems. I suspect this may be a result of being bullied back when I was really small. I never got a chance to get back at my bullies. My current inability to locate the whereabouts of my bullies and pummel the sweet bejesus out of them is giving me chronic anxiety, I believe.

My anxiety problem is intermittent, meaning it’s not always there. But I always have to watch out, in case it decides to rear its ugly head

My anxiety problems are wreaking havoc on my dating life, which is practically nonexistent right now. I’ve courted a total of two girls in my entire lifetime. (The word ”courted” is being used very liberally here) The others, I just give them hints or flirt with them and hope that they would court me in return. But they never do. So I just wait and wait for them until they get snatched up by other guys

I've developed a few ways to cope with my anxiety problems. Here are some of them:

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Currently feeling: exhausted, sleepy

You've seen "how not to play the piano vol1" wherein i horribly butchered your favorite classical songs. Today, i'm going to butcher sally's song from the nightmare before christmas. Because i love tim burton so much. THis time though, i'm also going to give you the chords so you may know how to butcher the song yourself.

It's a pretty simple piece. You should be able to learn how not to play it in a few hours. Just follow the chords and the playing style. If you don't know piano chords, search google.

The pitch is a bit off but i thought it made the song a bit more melancholic. Also, there were a few mistakes but those were of course intentional. This entry is not titled "how not to play the piano without mistakes" afterall

I have a new blog. The blog will be exclusively about atheism, science and philosophy. I'll also be posting a lot of excerpts from some debates i've had

I'm not moving. This is still my main blog.

Here's the link: Lord of the Atheists.

I hate valentine’s. I fiercely abhor this atrocious occasion deliberately fashioned to annoy me. If anyone wants to start a petition to get rid of the occasion, let me know so I may sign with unimpeachable enthusiasm. I fervently wish that this evil occasion would be banned but I’m just a single guy, who enjoys long walks on the beach and candlelit dinners. What can I do?
Anyone can get a partner if he/she would lower his/her standards enough. Just pass by recto and you’ll find more than a few ladies who are willing to sell their souls for 50 pesos. But lower my standards is something that I wouldn’t do. 3000 peso escorts are the bare minimum for me.
…That, ladies, was of course a joke. I do not patronize prostitution in any way. What I actually meant was, I am a geek and while we geeks don’t mind having a hot airhead bimbo tagging along with us for a few days, what we really fancy are geek chicks. Chicks who have considerable brain mass. Chicks who have hobbies, whether that be gaming, sci-fi, science, gadgets etc. But alas they’re quite hard to find
I’ve given you a lot of tips in the past and I’d love to give you tips on how to date geek chicks but unfortunately, my geeky brethren, I can’t… because I’m just as clueless as you. What I could do though is enumerate my top 8 geek chicks and post pics of them for your viewing enjoyment.

You might wonder why 8 and not a more conventional number like 5 or 10. Because , my dear reader, I am a rebel and I do not follow conventions.
Also, I know a few geek chicks who are a lot more awesome than the geek chicks in this list but we’ll only be limiting ourselves to celebrity geek chicks for this list. Without further ado, here are my top 8 (pictures above, description below)

 

 

Olivia Munn: This half Chinese half Caucasian lady is one reason why I didn’t mourn jacktv’s demise for too long. Maxx has a lot of crappy shows and I profusely lament the fact that I don’t get to see stewey of family guy anymore. But “attack of the show” alone more than makes up for the deficit-It deeply arouses the geek in me, especially whenever Miss Olivia munn graces the screen. The first time I heard her crack a joke, I said: “that joke didn’t have the remotest semblance of sense. awww”. Who cares if her jokes fail 90% of the time. Her cuteness is so sublime that every failed joke actually makes her more adorable. And just check out the picture above, in which she’s clad in princess leia’s slave girl outfi(Read More)

What to expect in this video

1.) Me making out with a laptop

2.) Me feeding a little kitty

3.) Totally awesome 300-style effects

4.) Wickedly fast door-knocking skillz

5.) inanity

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It’s been quite a while since I last updated. I’m not sure if I still have readers to apologize to but I’ll apologize anyway. Sorry.
No this entry is not hit-bait. I truly am fan of happyslip. Happyslip is in the Philippines. I have articulated before, in a previous entry, that I thought she was moderately hot. That was back when she only had 11,000 subscribers. She has grown on me and I now think that her hotness is beyond the comprehension threshold of mortal men

Coy of cokskiblue interviewed her. I now consider him a minor deity and worship the very ground he walks on for he is teh chosen one. Check out his blog for the interview.

Happyslip appeared on wowowee yesterday. She looked a bit nervous but still as charismatic as ever. I’ve expressed quite eloquently how much I hated wowowee before. I’m still not a fan of it but one must admit, watching a roomful of hot women enthusiastically bouncing, gyrating and grinding to “sayaw darling” has a special appeal all its own. The fact that happyslip was there made it even more appealing.
If only you could skip the parts where they purposely make their guests cry for entertainment’s sake or any part at all where Willie Reviliame talks, it’d be so much more interesting
No the videos are not mine. But I’m sure the guy who uploaded it wouldn’t mind

Fast forward to 4:22 for happyslip's interview
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Why did I post this? Why, to charm the ladies of course. Don’t mind the hair too much. I’m trying to grow it long and it’s at the stage where it’s supposed to look disheveled and emo-y… but it’s going too look beautiful in a few weeks, or so I’ve been told. I’m so totally going to look like a chick

Do we have free will? I used to think that the question had meaning. But that was back when I was still religious.
In order to answer the question, one must first define what “free will” means. Is it the freedom to do what one wishes? We already know that we sometimes do what we wish to do hence free will, in this sense, is not really a subject of debate for reasons of “obviousness”.

When the philosophically inclined think of free will, what they usually have in mind is the issue of determinism and indeterm(Read More)

Loosely based on the romeo and juliet film released in 1996, This is quite possibly the saddest film you’ll ever see in your entire life. Don’t watch this if you’re happy since you may decide to slit your throat. If you’re already depressed and you watch this, you may chop your balls off then eat them, douse yourself in gasoline, set yourself on fire and then shoot yourself twice in the head.
I have a new channel. http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=jaywalkur I'll be posting skits, short films, movie reviews and retarded stuff in general there. My jaywalker23 account will be for videos about atheism, philosophy and science

Makapagbagbaging mga storya episode 1 part 1
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